The Vodka Project - in search of the spirit

a russian joke found in rural polandPosted on 12th October, 2008.

He said to us, Do you know this one? The Russians have made 300% proof vodka and decide to test it on the Polish. They find a guy who is stacking hay. They say, Would you like to try this vodka? They give him a bottle and a glass and of course he accepts it. Then they go behind some bushes to observe. They see that after drinking the vodka the Pole is collecting the hay with one hand, and holding the other behind him. The Russians ask him why he is doing this. The guy then says, This is because I am afraid if I fart I will set the hay on fire…